National Tradesmen Day Pillows

Happy National Tradesmen Day

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Team Leader

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I found the termites!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Monuments

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Forget what?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

UNFADED GLORY