National Mushroom Day Devotee Gifts

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Gene Manipulation

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Black Truffles!

Goblin.

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Mushrooms of New York

The mushroom pickers

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Magic Mushrooms

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!