National Bbq Day Gifts

"It's the new EPA mandated BBQ grill."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Steak Ted?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

His New Grillfriend

Ode to a Grill

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Burnt or Raw?

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Men's cooking'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Barbecue

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Who like 'em well done?"

'New Barbeque.'

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'