Bbq Season Gifts

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

Licensed to grill.

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

Burnt or Raw?

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

His New Grillfriend

"He's very particular about how the charcoal gets started."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Steak Ted?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Barbeque Casualty.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.