Barbecue Season Gifts

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

"The wings are addictive."

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"Freeloader. Get a job."

A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Who like 'em well done?"

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Sausage

'New Barbeque.'

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Time for a barbeque!

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We must be near civilisation. I can smell a barbecue."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Abundance of Caution

"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards!"

Three Musketeers at a barbecue

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."