Nana Gifts

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

"My, Grandma, what a big-shot attorney you have."

"My nana gave me that stick."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

Merry Christmas, Nana! What could it be?! Oh, Teddy, how thoughtful!! Give me a big hug! Umm

I hear you're taking reproductive health. Don't be jealous, Nana. It's boring. Too bad! We had memorable sex ed! Way back then? Yep. Way back

Grannies who lunch.

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Monica Seles

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.