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"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Pet Cemetery.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

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What really became of the boy named Sue.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Changing house name.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

The Great Out-doors

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

Luna - short for Lunatic.

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

"I swear, the sole purpose of my middle name is so I can tell when I'm really in trouble."