Name Reclaimers Pillows

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Tom Cruise

Naming that Impala

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

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"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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Mr Long and Miss Short.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

Changing house name.

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

The Great Out-doors

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

Luna - short for Lunatic.

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

"Evelyn, Leslie, Marion, Tracy, and I, Carroll, want to know why our baby brother will get to be named Jeff."