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The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"I did 'stop and smell the flowers' once. Then I bought them, cut them down, and put up condos."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'I love rock festivals!'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"I dunno...ask him."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Keystone XL

"It's not easy being green…"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

The Seahoover

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

Manhattan Woods

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Earth Reset Button.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

Political Science. Politicized Science. Stem Cell Research. The Morning After Pill. Global Warming. Air Quality.

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

House Plant Party

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"It's your turn, kid."