Name Recall Wizards Pillows

'I hate SOBs who remember everybody's name!'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Puss in cement boots"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Shakespeare Quote

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

The Mummy's Purse...

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Richard the Turd

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Yakety-Yak

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring