Name Pronunciation Pillows

"Sorry if I'm butchering your name."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"She's been so creative lately."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Kardiff.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I lettered in spelling."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

'That's my boy...'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."