Pronunciation Player Pillows

'Bouillabaisse!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Strawberry Shake

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

"I've been window-shopping..."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'Sorry, no credit, the only free spirit in here is my barmaid.'

Hole Sale

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

Strike A Balance

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure.' How much does it cost by the pound?'

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

Caution! School Crossing.

Catsup vs Ketsup.

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

"Waiter, was my salmon wild?"

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ

PC World - Policemen's shop

"And my last boyfriend didn't work out because of the communication barrier." "He spoke another language?" "No he was an idiot."