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'Bouillabaisse!'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I stand corrected."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

Strawberry Shake

"I've been window-shopping..."

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'Sorry, no credit, the only free spirit in here is my barmaid.'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Hole Sale

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

Strike A Balance

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure.' How much does it cost by the pound?'

Catsup vs Ketsup.

Caution! School Crossing.

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ

"Waiter, was my salmon wild?"

PC World - Policemen's shop

"And my last boyfriend didn't work out because of the communication barrier." "He spoke another language?" "No he was an idiot."

'I'll take the rest home in a body bag.'