Name Pronunciation Mugs

"Sorry if I'm butchering your name."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"She's been so creative lately."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Kardiff.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I lettered in spelling."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'That's my boy...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'