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Lady speaking to a man about her name

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Naming that Impala

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Chef makes a cook book.