Name Narratives Pillows

Lady speaking to a man about her name

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Naming that Impala

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'