Love Narrator Pillows

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Swing me with your words."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Man and bird

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

...In a Relationship

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'