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'Once a giant white whale took away your leg? Pah, that's nothing! Once a seagull come down on me like a bolt from the blue and WHOOOSH!- there goes my fish sandwich!'

"The name's Moby Richard. Who's he callin' Dick?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Tunnel of Vengeance.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

Fish near-death experiences.

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

A writer goes sailing.