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'Once a giant white whale took away your leg? Pah, that's nothing! Once a seagull come down on me like a bolt from the blue and WHOOOSH!- there goes my fish sandwich!'

"The name's Moby Richard. Who's he callin' Dick?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Fish near-death experiences.

Replacement Lighthouse

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

A writer goes sailing.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).