Name Game Participant Gifts

'Are you quite sure you want to call him Warren,Mr.and Mrs.Peace?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

'It's my pseudonym.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Can I be Frank with you?

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

Menu. You should know that Attila doesn't like to be called "Hon."

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"I actually prefer Richard..."

"It's an oughtobiography...."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

"Land salmon. . ."

"What do you mean, my pen name can't be 'J. K. Rowling'?"

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

'The asteroid he named after himself just fell into the sun.'

'Chuck, meet - sorry, I don't know your name, so we'll call you not-Chuck,'

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

"Scurvy Jack? Nah! Dirty Darryl? Scary Larry? Dang, this is hopeless...I'll never come up with a name for that blasted whale!"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'