Name Game Participant Gifts

'Are you quite sure you want to call him Warren,Mr.and Mrs.Peace?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

'It's my pseudonym.'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

"It's an oughtobiography...."

"I actually prefer Richard..."

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

'The asteroid he named after himself just fell into the sun.'

'Chuck, meet - sorry, I don't know your name, so we'll call you not-Chuck,'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Scurvy Jack? Nah! Dirty Darryl? Scary Larry? Dang, this is hopeless...I'll never come up with a name for that blasted whale!"

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"And this is Brie."