Name-forgetter Gifts

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Ivan the Terrible with Names

"I'm hopeless with names - do you mind if I call you 'Creepy, with a limp handshake'?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

I need to set upmy own company.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

The Thinker and the Doer.

Naming that Impala

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Tom Cruise

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Strive for Excellence

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Changing house name.

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'