Name-forgetter Pillows

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Ivan the Terrible with Names

"I'm hopeless with names - do you mind if I call you 'Creepy, with a limp handshake'?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

I need to set upmy own company.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Naming that Impala

Tom Cruise

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Strive for Excellence

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

Changing house name.

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"Since Jesus keeps changing our names, I thought name tags would be nice."

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"