Naked Minimalist Gifts

"Oog say he invent casual Friday."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not to mention the park view."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"Hoarder."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Less is more.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."