Nail Care Novice Pillows

'See what happens when you bite your nails.'

The adoration of the gels.

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

A Manicure

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

The Manicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Red in tooth and claw.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

God's Manicure.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Pandemic Orphans

The not-so-living wall

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

Nail Gun Manicure

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'