
Carpenter.
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Carpenter.
Reality home-improvement show.
'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'
Do it yourself books.
Welcome Association of Stage Builders.
Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.
Job Safety - Pumpkin.
'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'
'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'
'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'
The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!
'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'
'Design brief.'
'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'
The Job Interview
'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'
'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'
DIY Hunting Trophy
"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"
"Looks like housing starts are up."
"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"
'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'
"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."
"Whatever the heck it is, it was built exactly to specifications."
'I'm a bit surprised you got planning permission.'
"We already demolished that!"
"Things are looking grim Jenkins, get someone in to start chewing my nails for me."
'My son, the non traditionalist.'
"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"
'Bob's Roofing, Bob speaking.'
Pound sign on a building site.
Building Problem
The Armed Forces Building
'This will finish it, boss!'
Although he had interviewed lots of applicants who were nail-biters, this guy was by far the most annoying.
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