Nail-biting Builder Gifts

Carpenter.

Reality home-improvement show.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Do it yourself books.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'Design brief.'

The Job Interview

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

DIY Hunting Trophy

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Looks like housing starts are up."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

"Whatever the heck it is, it was built exactly to specifications."

'I'm a bit surprised you got planning permission.'

'My son, the non traditionalist.'

"Things are looking grim Jenkins, get someone in to start chewing my nails for me."

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

'Bob's Roofing, Bob speaking.'

Building Problem

Pound sign on a building site.

'This will finish it, boss!'

The Armed Forces Building

'Thanks for grounding me,dad. It gave me the time to build the sportbike I've always wanted.'

'This day is just going from bad to worse!'