Nail-biting Aficionado Gifts

"Things are looking grim Jenkins, get someone in to start chewing my nails for me."

The adoration of the gels.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

A Manicure

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Snail Coach

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Repossessions

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Snail trap

"He's at that awkward age."

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Transylvanian Snails.

The Manicure.