Nail-biting Aficionado Gifts

"Things are looking grim Jenkins, get someone in to start chewing my nails for me."

The adoration of the gels.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

A Manicure

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Slug Bait- snails love it

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Ewww

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Snail Coach

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Congratulations! When are you due?

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

"He's at that awkward age."

Snail trap

The Manicure.

Repossessions