Mythos Magpie Gifts

Brothers Grimm

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Viking Loch Ness

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

The Death Of Venus

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Greek A-Z Map,

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

The Kali De Milo.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Europa takes a selfie

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'