Mythos Fans Gifts

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Hot Tub Frosty

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Going Down?

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"He's So Your Type."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

Viking River Raids

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

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