Mythomaniac Gifts

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

Greek A-Z Map,

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Mermaid Art

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

The Kali De Milo.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'The gods are perplexing.'