Mythomaniac Pillows

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Mermaid Art

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

The Death Of Venus

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

The Kali De Milo.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'The gods are perplexing.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Vesta