Mythology Reader Gifts

A boy with his finger in the dike prevents the Great Flood.

This survey will only take five minutes and will help me improve future floods.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

Woman and Demon

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Venus

Toadstools

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Inhaler

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Lesser known greek gods,

Lady of the bath...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Here be dragons.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Neptune

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."