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A boy with his finger in the dike prevents the Great Flood.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

Woman and Demon

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Toadstools

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lesser known greek gods,

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Vlad the Inhaler

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Warrior Woman

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Neptune

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"