Mythology Meets Sci-fi Fans Gifts

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Toadstools

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Vlad the Impala

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lesser known greek gods,

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Warrior Woman

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."