Mythical Satire Lover Gifts

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Snowyphus

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Define fair."

Alberich steals the gold

Mythical Family of Four.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Vampire on a plane

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Tristan and Isolde