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"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It feels good to unwind..."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Define fair."

Mythical Family of Four.

Alberich steals the gold

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Vampire on a plane

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

King Madras

Tristan and Isolde