Mythical Satire Enthusiast Pillows

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Lady of the bath...

Wotan with eye patch

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Warrior Woman

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Bigfoot"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Neptune

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A surprise in heaven