Mythical Satire Lovers Pillows

'An apple? Haven't you got any superfoods?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Hot Tub Frosty

Jack in the box on strike.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

David and Goliath.

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

Europa takes a selfie

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Hamlet.

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

Grim Reaper - Hospital nursery

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"This new guy's really good!"

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

Coping with Normalcy

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'