Mythology Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"Anyone home?"

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Tut and Carmen.

Toadstools

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Venus

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Lesser known greek gods,

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Vlad the Inhaler

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.