Mythical Mayhem Enthusiast Pillows

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

At the end of the rainbow

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

spellchecker

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

Phoenix

"How does the stork figure into this?"

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."