Mythical Mayhem Enthusiast Prints

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

At the end of the rainbow

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

spellchecker

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"How does the stork figure into this?"

Dyslexic Palm Reading