Magical Mayhem Enthusiast Pillows

"Wait a minute...you did WHAT to those who missed the sales targets??!"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Future garbage truck driver.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

100% carbon neutral

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

"What the hell took so long?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror