Magical Mayhem Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Wait a minute...you did WHAT to those who missed the sales targets??!"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Desert Island BBQ

Future garbage truck driver.

Rocking Witches.

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror