Mythical King Enthusiasts Gifts

'They say King Arthur loved fishing at this very spot!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Lesser known greek gods,

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Starbucks Siren

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

At the end of the rainbow

Vodka

Giant Headless Horseman

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Floating Dragon

Scuba Diving Devil

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Sulking

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

And on this day, God created children.

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."