Mythical Beastie Fans Gifts

'Let's try Chicago or someplace - this town isn't big enough for both of us.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Tourists and their Pets.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Warrior Woman

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

Hot Tub Frosty

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

Vampire on a plane

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Medieval Office Supplies

Vampire Bat

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

Sea Monster

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'How's that, Umpire?'

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.