Mystical Beings Pillows

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Warrior Woman

Quantum Psychic

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Catasaurus

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Mermaid Art

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Phoenix

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Vampire on a plane

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Your future looks charming.'

Giant Sale!

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"Love your ambiance!"

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

Unicorn in the Woods

Vampire Bat