Mystical Beings Gifts

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Warrior Woman

Quantum Psychic

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Catasaurus

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Phoenix

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Mermaid Art

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Vampire on a plane

'Your future looks charming.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Vampire Bat

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Love your ambiance!"

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Giant Sale!

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Unicorn in the Woods

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"