Mystic Moo Pillows

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Motorherd

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Cat Seance

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

Living with a cataholic.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"God, I hate cows."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

A prediction.

"Seducers, politicians and non-believers, it's all become so humdrum. I often wonder, where have all the sorcerers and fortune tellers gone?"