Melodic Moo Pillows

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Motorherd

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Cats the musical

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"I asked Bill to accompany this presentation with something in a haunting minor key."

"God, I hate cows."

A breastfeeding child learns music

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

Muzak and its variations.

'Cattle Driver.'

Man playing the flute

Worker playing the hammer from the anvil like a flute

Gangster shoots musical notes.

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Musicians.

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

Bad review

Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips