Music Moody Pillows

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Motorherd

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Noise Pollution

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Musical Note Nail

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'Maybe this would work better if we both used the same mood music.'

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Muzak and its variations.

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop

'Cattle Driver.'

Teenager

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

Bird nests of flute.

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

Nope, not what I thought you meant by "piano bar."

'Oh, you WERE singing?... Sorry, I thought you were clearing your throat.'

Classic Moods

First Principle of Human Crankiness

When Ernie gets a song stuck in his head, he doesn't have room for anything else.

THE Shade of Grey