Moo Music Critic Pillows

"God, I hate cows."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Motorherd

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Cats

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Focus Groupies

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

Oh you baad bad girl!

Muscle Steriods.

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

"Are you all right?"

'African Idol': A bushman is receiving the judge's opinion which is:' Dat was bad . . . it sound nutting like watta buffeelow!'

Yoga - moooooooo.

A Mega-Mooer.

'Give her the bill, she's the one who is sick.'

Wow, a dairy farmer! Mine is a hobby farmer, so he doesn't care how much milk I produce: I'm more like a pet to him...

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

"Now let's see what she does when I take one nibble and walk away."

"Gesundheit."

'Cattle Driver.'

"Now tell me, how long have you believed you are a cat?"

"The music was so loud I couldn't hear myself talk."

'You Bring shame to our family!'

"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

"What am I doing? Oh, just sitting around... shedding like mad all the place."

"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."

"Now, this model not only plays fifty records but it changes them, turns them over, and gives you a brief comment on each by Deems Taylor."